A Chinese man is divorcing his wife for pulling a prank that went too far.

Mr. Lin, of Shanghai, returned home on April 1st from a business trip to find a black object swinging in the air upon opening the front door.

He reached over and turned on the light only to discover that the black object was his wife, who had hanged herself.

The shocked man immediately called the police and the property officer. Office staff helped Lin bring the body down while they waited for the police.

“Suddenly, she sat up, started to laugh hysterically, and said this was my April Fool’s Day present,” Lin said angrily.

His wife, Han, a 26-year-old actress, played jokes on him all the time.

“I just try to surprise him everyday,” she said.

But for Lin, her fake suicide was the last straw.

“I feel as if I’m sitting on a bomb everyday. We’re getting divorced!

“I can’t stand the jokes and games anymore. She hides the dishes in the washing machine, or changes the lock on the door, so that I can only enter by giving the correct answer to some stupid questions, and so on.”

This woman sounds annoying. Whatever happened to surprising your man with sexy lingerie and the like?

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Conan, a 7-year old bull terrier, was placed behind bars for some time, Monday, after stealing food from a Norwegian gas station.

And it wasn’t his first time.

His owner Liss-Hege Jeremiassen said: “He is incredibly fond of food in general and sweets in particular. He has run off a few times before and he always heads for food stores.”

Conan had snuck out of the house Wednesday night to the nearby gas station, picked out his favorite treat, a chocolate-covered rice crisp, and ate it as the cameras captured the whole thing.

“When he was finished he let out this enormous burp,” said store employee Elisabeth Roel.

She had attempted to chase the dog out but gave up after he growled at her. She then called the police, who handed the job over to Falken security.

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Four students at Sequoya Middle School, New York, put laxatives in donuts and served them to about 18 students and staff member after seeing a similar prank on MTV.

Many ambulances and police department were required at the scene. Some students had to be sent home, while a few ended up in the hospital.

“I don’t think it’s funny,” Superintendent Dr. Charlie Murphy told the WABC-TV.

“We had what must have been 12 police officers respond, a countless number of EMT people in the local area responded, and you’ve disrupted a whole school day. I don’t find anything funny in the situation.”

The superintendent also said disciplinary action would be taken.

What a mean prank. Don’t mess with people’s food!

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Burglars broke into a house in Darwin, Australia, robbed it and had sex on the homeowner’s bed while the housesitter slept in another bedroom.

They made off with cash and alcohol.

The homeowner, who chose anonymity, had been on vacation at the time.

“[The housesitter had] been out drinking and didn’t hear what was going on,” he said.

“But the evidence of what the thieves got up to before leaving was there for all to see.

“The sheets have been taken away for DNA sampling and I’ve told the police that I don’t want them back.”

That’s just wrong! I guess the burglars get off on robbing people.

It makes you wonder though: were the burglars two females, two males or one female & a male?

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A Chinese woman was arrested after she cut off her husband’s manhood and threw it out the window.

Yao Fengfang had been jealous and upset because she suspected her husband, Li Gengbao, was having an affair.

She confronted him one night after he came home and threatened to ‘disable’ his manhood. Li didn’t believe she could do it, but around midnight, he woke up due to sharp pain in his crotch region.

He said: “My wife was holding a large part of my penis, and I pleaded with her to send me to hospital immediately, but she refused firmly, and when I pleaded with her to give me back the cut penis, she threw it out of the window.”

Li wrapped his wound with a pillow cover and managed to drive himself to Nanjing City First hospital.

The hospital began emergency surgery and sent staff to find what was left of Li’s manhood.

Unfortunately, the neighbor’s dog got to it first and ate it, so doctors couldn’t reattach Li’s manhood.

Yao ended up with a three-year suspended jail sentence after her husband asked the judge to be lenient. Li said he wanted his wife to keep her freedom so she could take care of him for the rest of his life.

Is this man nuts?

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Debbie Parkhurst, 45, a jewelry artist, had been eating an apple in her home when a piece got stuck in her throat. She attempted the Heimlich maneuver on herself but when it didn’t work, she began pounding on her chest.

Her two-year-old golden retriever, Toby, noticed what was going on and took action.

“The next think I know, Toby’s up on his hind feet and he’s got his front paws on my shoulders,” she said. “He pushed me to the ground, and once I was on my back, he began jumping up and down on my chest.”

According to Parkhurst, the apple piece dislodged and Toby licked her face to prevent her from passing out.

“I literally have pawprint-shaped bruises on my chest. I’m still a little hoarse, but otherwise, I’m OK.

“The doctor said I probably wouldn’t be here without Toby,” said Parkhurst. “I keep looking at him and saying ‘You’re amazing.’”

That’s one clever dog and one lucky lady.

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Researchers at China’s Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Base in central-western Sichuan province are planning to join forces with area paper mills in an effort to make use of about two tons of fibrous panda poop dropped everyday.

The researchers got the idea from Thailand, where elephant feces are used to create an array of products, including artificial flowers, gift boxes and photo frames.

“We are not interested in doing this for the profits but to recycle the waste,” Researcher Liao Jun told the Associated Press. “It’s environmentally friendly. We can use the paper ourselves and also we can sell whatever is left over.”

I definitely can’t see myself using paper that came out of a panda’s pooper. They better not use it to create paper plates.

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Gay police officers in the Philippines have been told not to sway their hips while on duty, otherwise they would get fired.

“If they sway their hips while marching, or if they engage in lustful conduct, I think that will be a ground for separation. If they behave within the norm, I don’t think we’ll have a problem,” said Chief Supt Samuel Pagdilao, who claimed the force did not discriminate.

This sounds like a bad case of homophobia. As long as it’s not affecting their job performance, gay officers should be allowed to sway all they want.

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Colin Helsby, of north Wales, has had a slice of ham and pineapple pizza tattooed on the back of his head in order to raise money for a cystic fibrosis charity and to celebrate the opening of his new pizza shop.

The tattoo shows three types of ham, chunks of pizza, and strands of cheese dripping down his neck, and took three hours to complete.

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Pizza is probably the worst food to have tattooed on your body. His head looks like a greasy mess.

The 45-year-old told reporters: “I’m really pleased with it, and I’ll keep my head shaved at the back for a few weeks to show it off.”

The tattooist, Blane Dickinson, tattooed a full English breakfast on top of a man’s head last month.

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