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Leeds, Maine - A high school basketball coach has been fired after asking the varsity boys at Leavitt Area High School to place their hands down their pants.

“Tonight’s game [is] about who [has] the biggest (male genitalia) in town,” the overly excited coach had said during a pep talk at halftime, Jan. 23.

According to the Principal, “He then required his players to all stand up and put their hands down their pants and check their manhood.”

They all did except one smart player.

The team  ended up winning the game but I highly doubt touching themselves had anything to do with it.

There was no word on whether the boys washed their hands before returning for the second half.

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