Archive for the 'Couples' Category

Jorge Alberto Mejia crashed his wife’s new car Saturday while heading to a casino in Sonoma County, California. Instead of doing what a guilty husband should do (buy her some flowers, make her feel special, give her a night to remember, you know - make her remember that she really really loves him before confessing), he created an elaborate tale to avoid her wrath.

The 35-year-old man told the cops that two kidnappers had held him at gunpoint at a San Rafael bar on Saturday. They had forced him to drive to Santa Rosa, California and in order to escape he had to crash the car into a wall.

When the police questioned him further Monday, Mejia confessed that he’d made up the whole thing including the detailed descriptions of his fake kidnappers.

Mejia may now face criminal charges for making a false report.

This is something I’d expect a teenager to do, not a husband!

I wonder if she beats him.

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A Russian man has divorced his wife of 18 years because he found out she’d been feeding him cheap pumpkins for six months.

Ivan Dimitrov, 47, discovered that his wife had been feeding him pies made of pumpkins instead of courgettes when he found pumpkin rinds in their trash can.

He was so upset about it that he immediately hired a lawyer for a quick divorce from his 38-year old wife, Irena.

He said: “She knows I absolutely hate pumpkins and she lied to me for months about it just because the pumpkins were cheap.

“What else has she been lying about? What man could trust a woman who fed him pumpkins for half a year?”

A man who loves his wife? She was probably just trying to save some money.

People divorce for silly reasons these days. I mean, 18 years of marriage given up over 6 months of pumpkins?

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Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a package wrapped in red bows and pink tissue paper containing a note that says ‘I love you’ and the severed head of a kitten!

30 Year old Benjamin Gregory of Pittsburgh was arrested Friday after leaving said package at his ex-girlfriend’s doorstep. He is being charged for stalking and animal cruelty.

Katie Waters, a humane officer investigating the case, said: ‘We have been unable to determine where the kitten came from. It definitely did not belong to the victim.’ She also doubted that the kitten, which was black and between 3 and 4 months old, belonged to Gregory.

‘This has been an extremely difficult case to work on,’ she added.

Gregory is due to appear in court on Thursday.

The only thing that could have made this present any more perfect is if he had waited until Valentine’s day.

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