October 18, 2017

Man Divorces Wife for Being Cheap

A Russian man has divorced his wife of 18 years because he found out she’d been feeding him cheap pumpkins for six months.

Ivan Dimitrov, 47, discovered that his wife had been feeding him pies made of pumpkins instead of courgettes when he found pumpkin rinds in their trash can.

He was so upset about it that he immediately hired a lawyer for a quick divorce from his 38-year old wife, Irena.

He said: “She knows I absolutely hate pumpkins and she lied to me for months about it just because the pumpkins were cheap.

“What else has she been lying about? What man could trust a woman who fed him pumpkins for half a year?”

A man who loves his wife? She was probably just trying to save some money.

People divorce for silly reasons these days. I mean, 18 years of marriage given up over 6 months of pumpkins?


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