October 18, 2017

Kitten Head Not Ideal Present

Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a package wrapped in red bows and pink tissue paper containing a note that says ‘I love you’ and the severed head of a kitten!

30 Year old Benjamin Gregory of Pittsburgh was arrested Friday after leaving said package at his ex-girlfriend’s doorstep. He is being charged for stalking and animal cruelty.

Katie Waters, a humane officer investigating the case, said: ‘We have been unable to determine where the kitten came from. It definitely did not belong to the victim.’ She also doubted that the kitten, which was black and between 3 and 4 months old, belonged to Gregory.

‘This has been an extremely difficult case to work on,’ she added.

Gregory is due to appear in court on Thursday.

The only thing that could have made this present any more perfect is if he had waited until Valentine’s day.


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