Funny Tech Support Calls

British call center, BT has revealed some of the funniest IT support calls they’re received. Check them out below!

1. Customer: ‘My mouse mat isn’t wired up’
Advisor: ‘I’m not sure I understand, your mouse mat shouldn’t have any wires.’
Customer: “well how does it know where my mouse is? Is it wireless?”

2. Advisor: “Press any key to continue.”
Customer: “I can’t find the ‘Any’ key.”

3. Customer: “I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don’t want my wife to think that it’s me.”
Advisor: “I will remove them for you.”
Customer: “How do I get them back when she is not in?”

4. Customer: “I met a man on the internet, can you give me his phone number?”

5. Advisor: “You have spyware on your machine which is causing the problem.”
Customer: “Spyware? Can they see me getting dressed through the monitor?”

6. Customer: “How do I change channel on my monitor?”
Advisor: “Your monitor won’t have channels like a TV.”
Customer: “But I was watching the internet channel the other day and now I just get the word processing channel.”

7. Advisor: “Can you click on ‘My Computer’?”
Customer: “I don’t have your computer, just mine.”

8. Customer: “My 14 year-old son has put a password on my computer and I can’t get in.”
Advisor: “Has he forgotten it?”
Customer: “No he just won’t tell me it because I’ve grounded him.”

9. Customer: “I have lost my work.”
Advisor: “Let’s see if we can get your documents back for you?”
Customer: “You don’t understand, I’ve lost my job and I want to get on to the internet to find a new one.”

10. Customer: “My internet isn’t working”
Advisor: “What modem are you using, is everything connected up?”
Customer: “No I haven’t taken the computer or the modem out of their boxes yet!”

My favorite one would have to be the closet pervert at #3.

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